Star Paws

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Star Paws
A movie that spends ALL of it's CGI budget on dinosaurs and cats, so they use live action DOGS? That is a recipe for disaster.
Genre: Mockbuster
Sci-Fi
Directed by: Evan Trammel
Produced by: Evan Trammel
Written by: Evan Trammel
Starring: KJ Schrock
Distributed by: Ruthless Studios
Release date: December 2016?
Runtime: 77 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Sequel: Jurassic Bark


Star Paws is a CGI/Live action animated movie made by Ruthless Studios (Now known as WowNow entertainment)

Plot

An evil kitten known as Adventure Cat, and his army of cloned kitties, seeks to find an ancient bone with magical powers to take over the galaxy. An elite group of space dogs must beat them to it.

Why It Should Crash Into An Asteroid

  1. Everything except the dogs are terribly animated, as expected from a Ruthless Studios movie.
  2. The dogs are poorly trained, as you can see they are doing what they want when they "speak". There is no effort put in.
    • Speaking of "Speaking", the dogs don't move their lips at all.
  3. The movie has many factual errors relating to dinosaurs, despite attempting to teaching about them.
  4. The “battle scenes” are just the animals in a different background boasting and eventually saying “Oh no! I got hit!”
  5. Abysmal voice acting that sounds bland.
  6. The plot is very paper thin. There is a dog and cat battle all for a bone that will aid dogs.
    • Speaking of the bone, all it does is regenerate more as dogs chew on it.
    • Hell, even the news reporters in film don’t have any faith!
  7. All of the music is around 2 soundtracks repeated over and over.
  8. The trailer has a different tone compared to the movie. As such, the adverts for this movie promises it's going to be somewhat dark, but instead, we get a generic space race film.
    • Another case of false advertising: There is no references to the "Bark Side", so why did they include it in the poster?
    • An alternate poster also includes a dog who does not appear in the movie, as well as a cat in a costume similar to Darth Vader's outfit who is nowhere in the movie either.
  9. Abysmal props that are clearly either items from a dollar store, or in the time machine's case, cardboard boxes with foil and toys glued on.
  10. Incredibly lazy greenscreen effects. You can even see a green reflection on some objects.
  11. Speaking of greenscreen, the backgrounds for most greenscreen scenes are too cartoonish to fit with everything else on screen. The same can also be said about some of the dinosaurs.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. This movie is considered to be a "so bad, it's good" vibe.

Trailers

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