User:Robin1020th/sandbox/Robin's Shitscale

Hello and welcome to my Shitscale (inspired by AVGN), this is where i do actual reviews on certain games, unlike the table of interests this one will mainly focus on Video Games.

Sequels Games that don't really live up to it's predecessors

Now some of these games here are not necessarily bad but they do however fail as a sequel.

No One Lives Forever 2 (The lack of Gunplay and Replay Value made this sequel lackluster, luckly the stand alone mission pack Contract J.A.C.K improved it upon by including more weapons to use, sadly its a very short game) F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin (Joined the COD Craze by having stuff every modern military shooter would have, aiming down sights, sprinting, holding g to throw grenade and dumb A.I which is a shame because the first game and it's expansion is incredibly known for its very smart A.I, atleast it's DLC Reborn improved upon and plays more like the first game, kind of, sadly again its a short dlc) Blood 2: The Chosen Red Faction 2 Dino Crisis 3 Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days (The biggest downgrade in this sequel by far is the story itself, which is what made the first game actually good, this one not only has a story that it's not worth writing home about but it's also somewhat shorter lasting only 4 HOURS) Perfect Dark Zero (Unlike F.E.A.R 2, instead of the COD Craze it joined the Halo Craze) Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness Mafia III Dragon Age 2 Earthworm Jim 3D Deus Ex: Invisible War Driv3r (Unlike other driver games, including Parallel Lines, this one is mostly focused on on-foot third person shooting, instead of being a driver) Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 (Single Player)

Games That Are In-Name Only

Those games are not actually bad and are fun to play but they go against what the series is mostly known for.

Splinter Cell: Conviction and Blacklist (Went from a stealth game to a Third Person Shooter with stealth elements) Hitman Absolutuon (Same as above) Crash Titans Duology (Went from an 2D/3D platformer to a beat em up game) Saints Row: The Third, Saints Row 4 and Gat Out Of Hell. (Went from being a serious gangster game to funny gangster game, to independece day kind of game, to Lucifer game) Tomb Raider reboot series (I dont know, it's just not much of a adventure game as before) Contract J.A.C.K (Went from a stealth game with occasional shootout sections to a complete first person shooter)

Cringe-worthy Games

Games that can actually affect you physically and mentally and are so bad you might as well stop playing and never think about it.

Saints Row (2022) (The new saints are all cringy as hell and unlikable, they are a big sad excuse to the older ones) Forspoken (English Dub) (EVERYTHING, every single dialogue is full of cringe stuff, you might as well stick to the much more polished japanese dub) Wolfenstein: Youngblood (The main characters are very annoying, and BJ gets little to no screentime) Haze (The Mantel soldiers are really annoying, luckly you get to kill them after you no longer side with them, but the problem is that siding with them also gave you cool super abilities, and after you get to the rebel side by the half of the game, you lose all these powers) Fortnite (The Emote Dances, the ugly looking character models and music is enough for this game to be considered cringe worthy) Brawl Stars (Not only is it cringy but it also became pay to win) Among Us (AMOGUS funny sarcastic laugh') Ride to Hell: Retribution (The fully clothes sex scenes are incredibly cringe) Bubsy 3D (Every single line said by the titular character is alot more annoying, even in the previous games he was more tolerable, and the games themselves weren't actually that bad) Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust (The humor in this game is even more raunchier than Magna Cum Laude, the point and click adventure games humor were over the top and really creative, i can't believe it has gone this low, luckly the next games after this are an huge improvement) The Lord of the Rings: Gollum (The models themselves are cringe, including gollum himself) New Tales from the Borderlands (The series always had cringe worthy dialogues but here it takes it to the whole new level)

Painfully Boring Games

If you ever suffer from Insomnia and can't sleep at all than these games are truly for you.

Sea of Thieves (before updates) (There was little to no content) Desert Bus (All you do is drive around, no music, no passengers, nothing to keep you interested) Death Stranding (Walking Simulator) Every Modern Military Shooter (They all play the same you might as well get bored by it) Fallout 76 (before updates) (Again no content) Ghost Recon: Breakpoint (The open world feels empty) Assassin's Creed Odyssey Devil May Cry 2 (There is little to no challenge to overcome)

The Major Shitstorm

Here are the games that are truly awful and should never EVER be played and never touched.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: Definitive Edition Mindjack Redfall Any Robomodo Tony Hawk's games and Motion Getting Over It with Bennet Foddy Call of Juarez: The Cartel Soldier of Fortune: Payback Mass Effect: Andromeda Plumbers Don't Wear Ties Rambo: The Video Game Hunt Down The Freeman Exodus of the Earth Postal 3 E.T: The Extra Terrestrial (the atari game) Action 52 Cheetahmen 2 Lester the Unlikely Drake of the 99 Dragons (Xbox Version) Flatout 3: Chaos and Destruction Every Blast Entertainment and Data Design Interactive Games

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