Fast & Furious Crossroads

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Fast & Furious Crossroads

"I don't have the graphics, A.I., and physics, I have family."

— Dominic Toretto (probably)
Protagonist(s): Vienna Cole
Cam Stone
Genre(s): Action role-playing
Racing
Platform(s): Microsoft Windows
PlayStation 4
Xbox One
Release Date: August 7, 2020
Engine: Madness Engine
Developer(s): Slightly Mad Studios
Publisher(s): Bandai Namco Entertainment
Country: United Kingdom
Series: Fast & Furious
Predecessor: Fast & Furious Takedown (by release date; mobile game)
Fast & Furious: Showdown (by release date; console game)
Successor: Fast & Furious: Spy Racers Rise of SH1FT3R (by release date; console game)

"Fuck this game! The Fast & Furious Crossroads SUCKS! It is easily one of the worst games of the year, and straight criminal to charge $60 or the UNFORGIVEABLE $90 THAT IS A CORPORATE CASH-IN, where the stars are embarrassingly participating in an incompetently programmed game that looks like shit, plays like shit, is boring, is fucking repetitive, and ends with one cool mission only because it was so fucking stupid!"

— Angry Joe

Fast & Furious Crossroads is a racing and action role-playing video game based on the Fast & Furious action movie franchise. It was developed by Slightly Mad Studios and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One. Originally scheduled to release in May 2020, the game was delayed to August 7 due to the COVID-19 pandemic following the postponement of F9.[1]

Gameplay

Fast & Furious Crossroads is set across global locations and features main characters from the Fast & Furious movie series. The majority is focused on racing, the characters must also defeat enemies and avoid traps by using equipped weapons on their cars.

Why It's Neither Fast nor Furious

General

  1. Terrible graphics for a full-priced game released in 2020. It's comparable to games released during the early years of the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and games released on modern mobile phones, and at worst they look like late-era PlayStation 2 games. The cars look like they came from EA Black Box-developed Need for Speed games or Rockstar San Diego's Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition, the special effects, especially a fire, look like sprites from Half-Life, a 1998 video game, the character models look like peeled potatoes that were boiled, and weather elements and natural objects look as if they were made out of a plywood curve.
    • On top of that, there are only a few graphics settings in the game, which is unacceptable for a game released near the beginning of the ninth generation. The only options are v-sync, borderless full-screen, brightness, and overall graphics quality.
  2. The cutscenes are awful when it comes to the level of workmanship, combined with junk graphic artistry. For example, in the first scene where Dom is holding Emil who was hit by a car some time ago, he looks like he's holding something invisible that lifts that guy.[2] Another example is shooting with rifles.[3]
    • Even cutscene transitions are abrupt and random, as the screen will go black for a second before it begins.
  3. The voice acting is cringe-worthy and the actors from the movies put very little effort into voicing their characters. It feels like they didn't want to do it at all.
  4. The game's title should have been called Fast & Furious: Crossroads.
  5. Poorly placed camera. The car in front of you is too close, which makes it difficult to notice the vehicle driving past yours.
    • In addition, you cannot change the camera in the game, which befits a car game and an abashment for this genre.
  6. Poor lip-syncing. The characters express bland emotions, and their lips move as if they are not speaking the developers' native language.
  7. Despite the game looking like an open-world game, it doesn't play as one, only linear levels. The game is riddled with invisible walls, which is unacceptable by today's standards.[4]
    • The world in the game is also poorly done. You rarely see a variety of buildings, and you hardly ever meet ordinary citizens.
    • Even when you do meet citizens, they do not move at all and stand lifelessly still like trees.
  8. The story, although authentic and completely new, not inspired by the movies, is still primitive, but also absurdly stupid.
  9. Despite the game being an action racing game, there's nearly non-existent collision damage in the game. Car crashing had very little impact like it was made out of rubber, and various "destroyed" vehicles will not explode but simply stop.
    • For some reason, however, when you collide with the car in front of you, the windshield suddenly shatters without any glass effects. This is best seen on the bus.[5]
    • This is also the reason why the "mission failed" screen is very bland and lazily made. It instantly pops out whenever your car gets "destroyed" by any means (such as crashing into the wall).
  10. There is no option to modify a car. In the previous console game, there was such an option, although it was limited mostly to cosmetic elements.
  11. The in-game physics is the biggest flub, worthy of the level of Team6's games. When you collide with any vehicle, it bounces and flies high up. When you do stunts, the vehicle turns like a drunk driver is controlling it. Sometimes happens that the car starts to fly through the air, and you will often bounce off the ground or hit the hill, this is the most common in the desert.
  12. Due to the bad in-game physics mentioned above, the car handling is horrendous. If you dare turn a corner for as much as a second at high speed, you’ll enter into an uncontrollable drift that usually sends you into a wall or barrier. In the event of braking, the car will also drift, and the vehicle will find it difficult to turn.
  13. Instead of manually controlling your guns, you had to do a quick time event, which essentially dumbed down the "action" aspect of the game.
  14. Frustrating and repetitive missions. Most of them come down to "driving from point A to point B" to trigger another cutscene. They usually take place in environments that seem open but are quite linear and somehow still get confusing thanks to poor clues as to where to go. The most enjoyable missions are where you have to fight against various enemies or car chase missions, which are still mediocre.
  15. Bad artificial intelligence. Instead of actual intelligence, it seems they have added scripts. In addition, opponents sometimes collide with a wall.[6] Other times, the opponent does not react when there is a second car in front of him, causing a collision between them.[7]
  16. There's no speedometer and mini-map at all, which is unacceptable for a driving game.
  17. Hitbox anomaly: It is quite easy to get hit by a missile and fail the mission in the dessert portion of the game even within very few inches of it.
  18. The characters from the series are mostly sidelined in favor of two very poorly written female original characters. This just comes across as pandering to political correctness, especially considering that the entire reason the Fast and the Furious franchise is so popular is because of its appeal to fans of traditional action movies.
  19. The game is infested with tons of bugs and glitches.
    • When the mission starts, at some point the textures won't read for the first seconds.[8]
    • At some point, the animation freezes, and the game eventually crashes.[9]
    • Trucks behave quite strangely when they collide with a car and are suddenly turned 90 degrees.[10]
    • There are also moments when the protagonist stands in the car and he's shaking around for no reason.[11]
    • In a situation where a car tries to fly out of a vehicle that carries the car, it suddenly bounces like a rubber ball, or flies out like a spaceship to the moon.[12][13]
    • When you collide with a tree, you fly high and you're stuck in the air forever until you respawn.[14]
    • While the protagonist enters the roof of the car, trying to get in the opposite vehicle (in this case the truck), he stands frozen in the place (where the car is already passing this guy), which causes the truck to suddenly fly.[15]
  20. The final mission is incredibly stupid and nonsensical; after traveling to Spain, you have to stop the antagonist from launching a space shuttle into space, and the game does not give any explanation as to why it should've been stopped. After Dom manages to crash the rocket into the ground, the player and Dom have to chase the rocket with their cars. For some reason, you can chase the rocket with the speed of 20,000 km/h with a car.
  21. Due to the very low player count (the highest concurrent player count for the Steam version of the game was only 21, 12 times lower than The Culling 2's highest peak during its disastrous launch) and the lack of cross-platform capabilities, the multiplayer mode is dead on arrival in only a few days after the game's release.
    • When your on the multiplayer, it's just a mission based from story mode, with barely changed. this multiplayer have several objective; the heroes must to destroy the bosses, while the villains must be defending the bosses, escaping and defending the area, or retrieve the certain objects, while the police was arresting both of them. The problem is highly unbalanced, no matter what your team to choice is exactly unbalanced.
  22. As hinted in WINFNF#1, the game sold for full price at launch, which was $60/£50 for the base game, and $90/£75 for the Deluxe Edition.
    • To add insult to injury, the game can be completed in three to four hours, which for a game costing $60 at launch is a smack in the teeth. The cutscenes last two and a half hours, but the game itself only lasts one and a half hours.
    • In addition, the game also offers a Season Pass and a few DLCs, which the content is mainly new cars with their cosmetic elements. Worst of all, the Season Pass costs $30 (which is also added in the Deluxe Edition).
    • The prices were later reduced to $40 for the base game, and $70 for the Deluxe Edition. But even then, they're still too high for the quality of the game.
  23. The game was rushed to August, due to Slightly Mad Studios also working on Project CARS 3.
    • Some evidence of rushed developments including grammar errors in the case of the Arabic language. More details are provided in the comment below YongYea's video.

Microsoft Windows version

  1. You can’t remap the keyboard controls. Meaning you cannot change the control scheme that makes you feel comfortable. Also, like Sonic Generations, the default options and buttons are only set for the console controller.
  2. The HUD is hard to understand, especially when it comes to pressing a button to act since it displays Xbox controller buttons instead of a PC keyboard even if you didn't use one.
  3. On Steam, the hardware requirements say that you need an Nvidia GeForce GTX 2080 graphics card, whereas such a graphics card does not exist. but in reality, it's supposed to be GeForce RTX 2080 instead, which is part of the GeForce RTX 20 series.[16]
  4. This version suffers from poor optimization.[17]
  5. The game takes over 80 GB (including the patch which takes about 20 GB). Doom Eternal, which is better and more polished in every way, only takes about 30 GB (and both games came out in 2020).
    • The 20 GB patch didn't manage to do anything except a slight graphical improvement, which is still outdated.

PlayStation 4 and Xbox One versions

  1. The game is locked at 30 FPS, even though the product is mechanically, technically, and visually outdated.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The box art looks cool and very nice. The main role is played by Dom Toretto, the protagonist played by the famous American actor Vin Diesel, two main female protagonists made their debut in this game, and a vehicle chases three of them, accompanying them at the end of the game. It's so cool that it will make you want to buy a poster.
  2. The game soundtrack is good, some tracks make you want to dance.
  3. The story is so awful, that it's unintentionally hilarious and ludicrous for some players, especially if you want a good time to laugh.
  4. The main menu looks great for an eighth-generation console game, despite having a poor number of options.
  5. Unlike Fast & Furious: Showdown, despite the poorly done voice acting, the original Fast & Furious voice actors were involved in this. This is a good indication that Bandai Namco cared a bit for the production process, unlike Activision, which only expected quick cash. Additionally, Vin Diesel performed well with his distinctive voice as usual, and Christian Lanz, who played the role of Sebastian Miro, who also made his debut in the game, is worth praising.

Reception

Ratings

Aggregate score Score
Metacritic 34/100[18] (PC)
35/100[19] (PS4)
49/100[20] (XONE)
OpenCritic 38/100[21]
Publication Score
4Players.de 42/100[22][18]
Atomix 45/100[23]
CD-Action 2.5/10[18]
DualShockers 3/10[24]
Easy Allies 4/10[25]
GameGrin 4/10[26]
GameSpew 3/10[27]
Gamereactor 3/10[28]
Games.cz 3/10[29]
GameStar 10/100[30][18]
GamingBolt 3/10[31]
INDIANTVCZ 2/10[32]
Metro 2/10[33]
New Game Network 35/100[34]
PlayStation LifeStyle 4/10[35]
Push Square 3/10[36]
TheSixthAxis 2/10[37]
WayTooManyGames 3.5/10[38]
"You fucked it up!/You done fucked it up!"
This game was given a 2/10 by AngryJoe.

Critical reception

Fast & Furious Crossroads was met with a very negative reception by critics and players alike. On Metacritic, the PC version received 34/100 based on ten reviews, the PlayStation 4 version received 35/100 based on thirteen reviews, and the Xbox One version received 49/100 based on five reviews, which means that all versions received "generally unfavorable reviews".[18][19][20]

On OpenCritic, the game received a rating of "Weak", an average score of 38/100 and a 4% critics recommendation, based on 24 reviews.[21]

The game is the fourth lowest-rated game on Metacritic in 2020 (in a ranking with at least seven reviews), after Dawn of Fear, XIII remake, and Tiny Racer.[39]

GameSpew was the first website to submit their review for the game, giving it a 3/10, criticizing the graphics, controls, camera, and mission design, but praising the voice acting from Vin Diesel, and Michelle Rodriguez for them, however, they found that not everyone did well in this aspect, saying that "some of the new characters drag it down with terrible performances". Their last sentences in the review sound something like this: "Overall then, Fast & Furious Crossroads is a serious disappointment. There’s a gleam of the franchise’s over-the-top action now and again, and some of the cutscenes hint at the cheesy humour the movies are known for. But those moments are few and far between. Underwhelming visuals and uninspiring mission design stop Fast & Furious Crossroads from being a good game – but it's the terrible, terrible handling that relegates it into 'bad' territory."[27]

Push Square gave the game a 3/10, criticizing multiplayer, camera angle, mechanics, visuals, missions, and gameplay, but praising set-piece sequences and Vin Diesel's performance. The summary sounds like this: "How Fast & Furious Crossroads wound up as a full-price release will forever remain a mystery. It is lacking in every department possible, from shallow and repetitive gameplay through to abysmal visuals that belong on the previous generation of consoles. Not even the most committed Fast & Furious fans should subject themselves to this monstrosity. That is unless you want to have a good laugh alongside Vin Diesel."[36]

Giving the game a 2/10, Metro GameCentral stated it to be "the worst thing to happen Fast & Furious since the death of Paul Walker" and "another deeply disappointing Fast & Furious game that's all the more upsetting because of the obvious talent it wastes in terms of both developer and cast".[33]

Gamereactor gave a 3/10, saying that Fast & Furious Crossroads is the worst major release of the year so far.[28]

German website GameStar gave a 10/100, asking rhetorically "What happens when you invest the entire budget for a game in top-class actors and then have nothing left for the rest?" Review author, Sascha Penzhorn, says he must have suffered a lot from this hitting arguably the worst game of 2020.[30][18]

British YouTuber Worth A Buy gave the game the lowest possible score on his rating system, a 0.1/10. He even considered that it is the worst AAA game, additionally calling the game worse than Ride to Hell: Retribution.[40]

It received one of the lowest ratings from Cr1tikal, a 10% on the Moist Meter. He stated the only reason he didn't give it a zero is because it has an essence of it's so bad, it's good.[41]

Angry Joe gave the game a 2/10, saying: "It is easily one of the worst games of the year, and straight criminal to charge $60 or the unforgivable $90 that is a corporate cash-in, where the stars are embarrassingly participating in an incompetently programmed game that looks like shit, plays like shit, is boring, is fucking repetitive, and ends with one cool mission only because it was so fucking stupid." In the review, he only praised the music that you can dance to.[42] He later ranked the game at number 1 in his Top 10 WORST Games of 2020! video.[43]

On WatchMojo's Top 10 Worst Video Games of 2020 video, the game takes fourth place, after Dawn of Fear, Warcraft III: Reforged, and Crucible.[44]

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References

  1. ↑ https://www.pcgamer.com/fast-and-furious-crossroads-has-been-delayed-until-august/
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6twiSvfw_g&t=364s
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6twiSvfw_g&t=11051s
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=684s
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=336s
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6xtJuim6ao&t=220s
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=150s
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LULShF6Jlgw&t=2s
  9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=257s
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=2s
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=294s
  12. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=373s
  13. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=722s
  14. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAlQt5ToYA&t=712s
  15. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIu1tCBCq-M&t=1507s
  16. ↑ https://store.steampowered.com/app/678030/FAST__FURIOUS_CROSSROADS/
  17. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ014poFDz8&t=405s
  18. ↑ 18.0 18.1 18.2 18.3 18.4 18.5 Metacritic: Fast & Furious Crossroads for PC reviews
  19. ↑ 19.0 19.1 Metacritic: Fast & Furious Crossroads for PlayStation 4 reviews
  20. ↑ 20.0 20.1 Metacritic: Fast & Furious Crossroads for Xbox One reviews
  21. ↑ 21.0 21.1 OpenCritic: Fast & Furious Crossroads
  22. ↑ 4Players.de: Fast & Furious Crossroads review
  23. ↑ Atomix: Fast & Furious Crossroads review
  24. ↑ DualShockers: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Ejecto Seato From This One, Cuz"
  25. ↑ Easy Allies: Fast & Furious Crossroads review
  26. ↑ GameGrin: Fast & Furious Crossroads review
  27. ↑ 27.0 27.1 GameSpew: Fast & Furious Crossroads review
  28. ↑ 28.0 28.1 Gamereactor: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Slightly Mad Studios' new movie-themed arcade racer is a total write-off."
  29. ↑ Games.cz: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "nová hra podle Rychle a zběsile je hrozná"
  30. ↑ 30.0 30.1 GameStar: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Fast & Furious Crossroads ist das schlechteste Spiel des Jahres"
  31. ↑ GamingBolt: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Familia Matters"
  32. ↑ INDIANTVCZ: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Fast & Furious Crossroads jsou aspirantem na nejhorší hru roku"
  33. ↑ 33.0 33.1 Metro: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "A complete write-off"
  34. ↑ New Game Network: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "We talking or we racing?"
  35. ↑ PlayStation LifeStyle: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Engine Failure"
  36. ↑ 36.0 36.1 Push Square: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "It's time for Teh-ken"
  37. ↑ TheSixthAxis: Fast & Furious Crossroads review - "Not fast, just furious."
  38. ↑ WayTooManyGames: Fast & Furious Crossroads review
  39. ↑ Metacritic: The 10 Worst Video Games of 2020
  40. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6xtJuim6ao
  41. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uAS8Cmass4
  42. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvcBZKAqIw
  43. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n80S2Y9Jrmw&t=2685s
  44. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e_A3LNWdbs

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